The World Via My Inner Shut In: Archive

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Feb 1st

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Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

Unicorn dream again.

The unicorn talks now, this time the Dutch Jewish lesbian and her girlfriend had to figure out how to make it stop eating all the weed so it wouldn’t get addicted, because it lives in their back yard. So they got magical tranquilizer darts that you shoot through the rainbow the unicorn produces.Unicorns don’t need sleep, that’s why they needed the weed. So they got the...

Jan 31st

Jan 30th

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SHIT FUCKING HELL MOTHER FUCKER I’M NEVER LETTING MY PARENTS ORDER FOOD FOR ME EVER AGAIN. IF I TELL YOU I’M VEGAN. YES VEGAN YOU DON’T GET ME A FUCKING SANDWICH COVERED IN MAYO I ASKED YOU TO MAKE SURE IT WAS VEGAN, I ASKED YOU TO TELL THEM, AND WHAT HAPPENED, YOU DIDN’T EVEN ASK. YOU’VE DONE THIS 3 TIMES YOU KNOW I GET REALLY SICK. DON’T EXPECT ME TO...

Jan 30th

Tip

If you find a unicorn in your kitchen eating bags of coffee, the only thing that will calm it down is a bag of weed you get from an australian lesbians girlfriend. Then take the unicorn to your yard, and make sure it doesn’t jump on your roof. They jump really high, and emit rainbows as they jump. …I have strange dreams.

Jan 30th

When you close the wrong tab

Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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I am going to be a godmother.

Jan 30th

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Jan 29th

Favorite Songs

Bad Wine and Lemon Cake- The Jane Austen Argument Gypsy- Fleetwood Mac Somewhere Only We Know- Keane Just Like Heaven- The Cure Nineteen- Tegan and Sara Delilah- The Dresden Dolls Harold’s Song- Kesha Werwolf- CocoRosie Soon We’ll be Found- Sia Someone make me a cd .

Jan 27th

Jan 26th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 24th

Bad Wine and Lemon Cake

One of my new favorite songs.

Jan 24th

FUCKING LOVE AFP

Listening to the Goes Down Under album omg. love this. yes.

Jan 24th

god damn gifs, I hate when there is a post of like 20 of them in a row, and I wanna get to the next page but when I try to click, the page goes down cause a new one loaded -_-

Jan 24th