February 2011
93 posts
January 2011
114 posts
Unicorn dream again.
The unicorn talks now, this time the Dutch Jewish lesbian and her girlfriend had to figure out how to make it stop eating all the weed so it wouldn’t get addicted, because it lives in their back yard. So they got magical tranquilizer darts that you shoot through the rainbow the unicorn produces.Unicorns don’t need sleep, that’s why they needed the weed.
So they got the...
SHIT FUCKING HELL MOTHER FUCKER
I’M NEVER LETTING MY PARENTS ORDER FOOD FOR ME EVER AGAIN.
IF I TELL YOU I’M VEGAN. YES VEGAN YOU DON’T GET ME A FUCKING SANDWICH COVERED IN MAYO
I ASKED YOU TO MAKE SURE IT WAS VEGAN, I ASKED YOU TO TELL THEM, AND WHAT HAPPENED, YOU DIDN’T EVEN ASK. YOU’VE DONE THIS 3 TIMES
YOU KNOW I GET REALLY SICK. DON’T EXPECT ME TO...
Tip
If you find a unicorn in your kitchen eating bags of coffee, the only thing that will calm it down is a bag of weed you get from an australian lesbians girlfriend. Then take the unicorn to your yard, and make sure it doesn’t jump on your roof. They jump really high, and emit rainbows as they jump.
…I have strange dreams.
When you close the wrong tab
I am going to be a godmother.
Favorite Songs
Bad Wine and Lemon Cake- The Jane Austen Argument
Gypsy- Fleetwood Mac
Somewhere Only We Know- Keane
Just Like Heaven- The Cure
Nineteen- Tegan and Sara
Delilah- The Dresden Dolls
Harold’s Song- Kesha
Werwolf- CocoRosie
Soon We’ll be Found- Sia
Someone make me a cd .
Bad Wine and Lemon Cake
One of my new favorite songs.
FUCKING LOVE AFP
Listening to the Goes Down Under album
omg. love this. yes.
god damn gifs, I hate when there is a post of like 20 of them in a row, and I wanna get to the next page but when I try to click, the page goes down cause a new one loaded
-_-
Emma Roberts should have played Cassie in American...
just saying.
Everyone on Tumblr is talking about how they are...
I’m so glad I have a boyfriend.
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Free panda express tomorrow mutha fuckaz
typicalvirginsacrifice:
CAN ALL MY FELLOW LITTLE SEAL GIRLS PLEASE STAND UP?
GOD DAMN IT I'M SO DEPRESSED
I’m loving the amount of Amanda Palmer on my dash right now.
AFP FTW