January 2011
114 posts
That awkward moment when you get stuck in the...
hathatsfunny:
omg who doesn’t love Spirited Awai?
December 2010
85 posts
Finally found my boyfriend’s watch! It took forever, and I have no idea how it ended up in the bunny basket. Rainy day, so my parents are being paranoid about me driving, so I have to wait, and wait, I have to return this though. I put it on so I wouldn’t forget, his wrist is about two times larger than mine. Then again he is about 4 inches taller than I am. I’m a bit bored and a...
when I scratch my nose it feels like a babys elbow
– I love my clean boyfriend
Lolitas asap
Ariel Stutzman: why burritos lol
jovava young: it’s happened again
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staygoldenalex:
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He’ll never leave me.
I think my mom has suffered a brain injury. I told her I was sick and she is bringing me a box of tissues and in-n-out. She rarely does this. I still feel really sick, i’m gonna just lay in bed and ooze.
The first hour of today was great.
Now it’s turned to shit.
Merry fucking Christmas.
walkinghallmarkcard asked: Merry Christmas !
walkinghallmarkcard asked: Merry Christmas !
battery-operated-toy:
Mean Girls | “Jingle Bell Rock”
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
redspunion asked: You are beautiful.
redspunion asked: You are beautiful.
advicelemon:
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DAMINT JOVANA STOP EATING WHEN YOU ARE SAD!! STOP IT!!! GOD DAMN IT!!! I FEEL SO SICK.
SIX SLICES OF PIZZA, A SIDE OF CHEESE BREAD AND A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU!
First, you must find… another shrubbery! Then, when you have found the...
– Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
That moment when you clean your glasses and...
wekissedthestars:
heyjess:
thisisjoliechose:
areyou-real:
Haha omg everytime XD
THIS HAHAHA
so accurate
You know those kids your mother warned you to stay...
manuel733:
yeah I’m not one of them.